Cholesterol Fighter

As you may or may not be aware, my cholesterol is super high. It's so high my doctor recommended I speak to a nutritionist because according to him, "I'm too young to be on medication." Well, I'm too cheap to speak to a nutrionist. More or less, I'm pretty sure the nutritionist will just tell me to stop eating fat, crawfish, cow, shrimp, etc. [The fat thing, my sister has been telling me for years].

In efforts to carry away the cholesterol, I tried eating cheerios because in my mind, oatmeal is too nasty. Well, I finished off a box of cheerios, which was pretty disgusting, so I thought I would try my hand at oatmeal.

Day 1: It took me an hour to finish one package. But I wasn't hungry for a long time.
Day 2: I adjusted to the oatmeal and finished it in a reasonable amount of time.
Day 3: One package doesn't hold me down. I get hungry as usual... but not as hungry when I eat a rice krispie treat w/ a glass of milk.
Day 4 - yesterday: Still having oatmeal for breakfast. I still think it's disgusting, but hey... I gotta do what I gotta do.
Today: This is what my oatmeal did to my spoon...

Yes, the spoon is broken into 4.2 parts. A colleague came into my office to ask me a question. By the time he left, the oatmeal had hardened. When I dug my spoon to get a bite, the spoon broke, with one piece flying across the room and landing in my book shelf.

This stuff better be taking away my cholesterol.