Just Add Eyeliner

In case you were curious as to how lit up my face was... here is a sort of zoomed out picture. You can see that my right eye is smaller than my left and my left cheek is bigger than my right cheek. I believe my face is unsymmetrical that way normally, but the red puffiness makes that more obvious:

Here is a close up of my eye:


And one day later... just add benedryl and eyeliner. This is me coming out of my dermatologist's office during work. You will notice that my right eye is still naturally smaller than my left eye and my left cheek is larger than my left cheek: