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[Fuse and Jersey are now engaged!]

I'd like to take this moment to congratulate one of the luckiest guys ever. FUSE... you are the man. You got yourself one amazing lady.

And I get the feeling that Jerse might say I have it all wrong... that she's the lucky one, but nonetheless, I'm biased and well who cares?

Congratulations to you both. Jerse, don't feel obligated to pick me as one of your bride's maids :D (I would do such a lousy job... ask my sister, but should you decide you need someone to stand in heels for hours, I'm well trained as I do it everyday).

Wow, all my Asian lady friends are dropping like flies. Okay maybe not at such a quick rate, but sheesh, before you know it, my sister will be hitched :P (Haha, who am I kidding.... there's only a handful of guys I'd approve of for her. Too bad for you gentle-ly men, I'm such a tough screener.

HAPPY ENGAGEMENT TO BENIFER (you had to watch that episode of Joey to understand).