"I didn't do it. It's not my poo."

So at work, I ran rather quickly into the women's bathroom. You see, I was going to be late for our meeting that was starting in 1 minute. As I busted my way into the stall, there was an African American woman standing by the sink. Almost instantly, she calls out to me, "I didn't do it. Oh Lordy, it stanks. But I didn't do it. They need some vents in here." I realized what she was saying and gasped. At that point, I hadn't breathed in w/ my nose yet, and I wasn't about to start. The woman continued to say something and ended with, "Well, have a nice day. Oh Lordy."

I guess it was more amusing to me when it happend, but it's funny. We all know poo happens. It's natural, but we're all so embarrassed about it.